2.14.2005

BEST. PICKUP. LINE. EVER.

my friend johnny's been sending me funny little pics and stuff in honor of valentine's day...

i just love him... anyway, the funniest thing was that he told me he was going to some bars to look for chicks... and this was the line he was going to use on them:



i don't know about you, but i'd be smitten. SMITTEN, i tell you.

i'm not going to tell you that johnny's a sweetheart because girls apparently hate sweethearts. but i just *heart* him....

6 Comments:

Blogger Jeremy said...

This makes me think of an SNL sketch where Sheri O'Terry (sic?) keeps over-explaining her inuendos, much to the annoyance of her male coworkers. Funny stuff.

3:32 PM  
Blogger julia said...

ahahaha... that's great!!

4:19 PM  
Blogger genetic mishap said...

hilarious.

4:34 PM  
Blogger cat said...

BWAHAHAHAHA!

crap, that was kick ass funny!

6:21 PM  
Blogger peachy said...

I love it!
You'll have to update us on how well his line worked.

6:06 AM  
Blogger grace said...

eh. i doubt he actually used it.

JOHNNY, IF YOU'RE READING THIS, YOU'RE A WUSS IF YOU DIDN'T USE THE LINE! :P

1:27 PM  

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