the simple life 2: drinking game

last night, we got disc 1 of the simple life 2. i think nicole is funny as fuck... paris on the other hand, well, let's just say she's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

at any rate, steve and i were drinking (lightly, i swear) and so we started taking a drink each time paris or nicole said "that's hot" or "loves it" or "do you love it?" boy... that adds up.

since i'm a lightweight, i didn't do a shot each time like we were planning on doing, i just took a sip of my drink. but, anyone who knows steve, knows he makes some strong ass drinks...

i was SO buzzed... i only remember some of what i was saying last night... and it was something like:

meh... where'd my other bunny slipper go? can you kiss my belly? oh, and scratch my back? oh, i have a knot in my shoulder. it's a knotty knot. hehehe. knotty. hehehe. sounds like naughty. hehehe. i only want you to do 3 things for me tonight. yeah. can you get me some water? can you find my bunny slipper? oooh, those christmas tree lights are pretty. KISS MY BELLY!

i don't know what my fascination with belly kisses was yesterday. but that damned beard was tickling me. i'm ticklish. it sucks.

steve thinks i'm crazy. or as he likes to say, "i KNOW you're crazy."

at any rate, i woke up and i had bags under my eyes. i don't know if this is true, but this girl at work told me that if i drink a lot of water before i go to sleep, i'll get bags under my eyes. i'm starting to believe her. it seems to happen every time. maybe it's all psychosomatic. but i had to drink water. i was thirsty. something about heavy breathing makes me thirsty :P muwahaha...