never try to bring friends home for your bunny

i'm so fucking bored... so i was thinking about what my bunny's doing at home right now. man, what a sweet life she leads.

i think she's either flopped over on her side sleeping, or sitting in her little dirt pot. eh, she's probably sleeping. lazy little bunny.

she might be lonely, but ... i'm not going to find her a friend.

a few months back, we thought she might be lonely, so we went to the pound to see if we could find her any cute, compatible buddies. this is before she was fixed, by the way. apparently, male bunnies can smell female hormones and go absolutely ape-shit...

there's this bunny lady there who informs us that we can't put two female bunnies together because they get all territorial and possessive and it's just a bad idea. so, we put her in a pen with a boy bunny.

he sniffs the air and bam! he rapes her. he jumps up on top of her and starts going at it. our baby bunny buns is squished up against the cage wall as he's just raping her...

me: *screaming* get him off of her! oh my god! my poor virgin baby!!!
bunny lady: oh, it's okay. he's just trying to get to know her. it's normal.
me: oh my god! get him off of her!

BL thinks i'm completely mad and tries to get her with a different boy bunny. he's kind of old, so i think maybe this is a good thing. maybe he'll just leave her alone. uhm. no. he was even more aggressive... leaps on top of her and starts raping her, too.

me: *screaming* make him stop!!!!
BL: this is normal behavior...
me: i don't care!!!! oh... my poor baby.... my poor virgin baby...
BL: well, technically, she's still a virgin because they've all been fixed

yeah, whatever, lady.

we tried one more time... she was kinda cuddling with him... and then he jumps on her and starts doing her, too... except he was confused... i guess he was into 69. a lot. he's totally fucking her poor face.

after that traumatic experience, we never brought her back to the pound... BL kept trying to tell me that no matter what we do, that's going to happen... there's not a single male bunny who won't try to rape her.

fine, then. she didn't like any of those old, ugly bunnies anyway.

anyway, back to be being ronery, i gotta see team america. i really, really do. i wonder if kim jong-il's seen that movie yet? i know he's always wanted to be a shining star.

is it normal to have a numb wrist? i don't think it is.

today is my last day of freedom. next week i'm actually going to have to work. plus it's month-end, so i'll be super busy. i'm so sad.

i'm going to get my christmas money today. yay! that means i can actually get xmas presents. i just wanna get it over with. i hate shopping. i hate dealing with malls and people and crowds. but i can't do it all online. it's a shame.

and steve's the hardest to shop for. a friend mentioned several really good ideas ... but i think i'm going to stick with the original plan...

damn... i wish it was time to go home. guess i'll look online and see if i can find any cool hotels to stay in while we're in australia. i never find the cool ones, though. i don't know how steve does.