the next blog button

i know... i'm not supposed to click on that evil button... but i'm bored right now...

a few observations:

  1. even people in malaysia TyPe LiKe ThIs... who knew it was worldwide???
  2. there are way too many foreign language blogs out there. how am i supposed to read them??? how dare they?
  3. if you like new shrimp recipes, go here. if you need help with finding pet care, go here. and if you're obsessed with your cat, go here.
  4. approximately 75% of the blogs visited thus far have something about the red sox. yeah, let's all jump on the fucking red sox bandwagon. oooh! they finally reversed the curse!!! oooh... what the fuck ever. bite me.
  5. approximately 50% of the blogs visited thus far have less than 3 entries. and all entries are boring. of those blogs, approximately 25% of them have a first entry of "hi, my name is (insert name and email address here).
  6. so far, i've seen an equal number of pro-bush and anti-bush political sites.
  7. there are a lot of hateful high schoolers.
  8. no one should be allowed to use U or b4... unless you are prince or you're text messaging and you have a limit on characters.
  9. found one called the evil conservative blog. he got one thing right :P
  10. after almost 30 minutes of looking at blogs, i haven't wanted to comment on any one of them. except for the republican ones... that's always fun.
  11. why would anyone have a white background and write with a yellow font? conversely, why would anyone with a dark background use a really dark colored font? idiots.
  12. if you click on "next blog" long enough, you'll hit the same ones you hit in the beginning.

wow... so that was a waste of time. the funny thing is, i kinda knew it would be, and i did it anyway... actually, it's weird... seems like blogger's getting inundated with more and more crap lately... i mean, i used to be able to find at least one good or at least decent blog.


Blogger Mike said...

And whatever happened to all those great porn blogs? You remember those. The title would be something like "Britney Spears fucked naked".

On the sidebar there'd be about fifty links to pay porn sites. And the body of it had these incredibly long erotica stories. I mean long like your blog, Grace. Interspliced in the blog were three porn pics of some pock marked white chick in some state of self degredation.

Anyway, they were everywhere a few months ago. I say if blogger's going to get rid of those they should take the next step and get rid of ThEsE.

12:15 PM  
Blogger grace said...

i'm disappointed. i didn't see any of those... damn it!

1:43 PM  
Blogger Quyen said...

I think our little blogging community consists of some of the best bloggers out there! :D Everyone else, invariably, sucks :P

3:20 PM  
Blogger Veronica said...

That's funny! I really, really hope my blog wasn't among the ones you visited and were disappointed in 'cause sometimes I blog just to blog. I ramble and don't know when to shut up! But anyway, I still agree with your post, even if sadly, mine might be among those crappy blogs.

And in the words of my cousin..."uR bLog S sO kEwL!

4:37 PM  
Blogger J. said...

I had a dandy experience with that f**ing "next blog" button Tuesday night. I was happily next blogging along when the next blog I landed upon brought up a whole bunch of pop ups that bypassed both my "smart pop up" and "sygate personal firewall." After 10 of them and one with the question "do you want to make this your start page" and only the option of "OK", I clicked the "x" in the corner to close it. What happens? The damn thing starts downloading shit. I am frantically hitting escape and stop and the off button on my computer. When I reboot, I now have some freakin' pop up program installed and a thing called "search miracle" that I can't get rid of. I've run housecall, spybot, adaware, noadware, xcleaner, spywareblaster, swat it, startup mechanic, cox's anti spy/pop up software. I have even used system restore to a point before this happened. I cannot get it out. I am soooo incredibly pissed. In case you can't tell.

11:52 AM  

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