steve's "friend"
tonight we're supposed to have drinks with a "friend" of steve's.
he gives me the creeps. he's always looking for chicks to have sex with. and he's married. i would tell steve to just go without me, but i'm afraid of what he might say when i'm not around... you know, steve would probably pimp me out for the right price. heh.
i wonder what sordid stories he has for us tonight...
god. he's not even cute.
posted by grace @ 3:56 PM
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but, but... i don't know how to do subtle...
Ew! There's nothing worse than an ugly guy who thinks he's hot shit... *vomits*
Go and tell him that you know this really great chick he should ask out. Tell him all about her and especially that she'd probably fuck him on the first date. Tell him where he should take her and what he should say.
Then when he absolutely demands to know her name, tell him it's his wife.
hahaha Mike... ur so funny! :P
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