10.01.2004

the itsy-bitsy spider

that song makes spiders sound all cute and shit.

no. they are NOT cute. they're gross. i fucking HATE spiders. and bugs, too. all of them.

we've got this spider camping out on our balcony. it's the size of my fucking head. okay. it's not. but it's big.... and fat as fuck. every night, he/she/it builds a web and eats other bugs.. which is cool. but... it keeps on building it closer and closer to our front door. it's going to farkin' eat us. i just know it. think lord of the rings... yeah, kinda like that...

*shiver*

steve loves all of god's creatures. okay, most of god's creatures. including this spider. he won't kill it, he won't move it. the spider is effin' disgusting. well, he's going to be sorry when i'm gone one day because IT ATE ME. yeah. that'll show him.

12 Comments:

Blogger Kis Lee said...

why won't steve kill the spider for you? did you say please?

i get my boyfriend to kill all kinds of nasty bugs...wasps, spiders, you name it. if he doesn't, i'll spend all night talking about how gross the bug is and how i won't get any sleep if it's there.

6:13 PM  
Blogger Sean said...

Grace, you do alot of writing! Anyway, thanks for checking my blog, and voting for me!

6:16 PM  
Blogger Kurt Halfyard said...

Sit him down for a double bill of Arachnophobia followed by 8-Legged Freaks. Then ask. Spider will be dead by morning.

KuRt.

7:51 PM  
Blogger David said...

Ha ha ha... You're so funny!
Nice comparison with the Lord of the Rings...

Say hi to Charlotte. :oP

8:52 PM  
Blogger Kurt said...

Spiders are one of the few bugs I like because they eat other bugs. They don't want to eat you, they want to protect you from all the other critters by eating them. OK, that's not really true, but it makes them seem friendlier to think it.

7:25 AM  
Blogger Mike said...

Recent studies have shown that spiders are able to maintain their distance from other spiders by emitting a low power radiowave transmitted from their stingers and amplified by their webs.

These waves have been proven to trigger permanent erectile disfunction and genetal warts in men between the ages of twenty and fifty.

That ought to do it.

8:49 AM  
Blogger J. said...

I hate crunchy bugs. Any crunchy bug ... if you squish and it goes "crunch" it's on my hate list. Snails even fit on that list. This bug/snail disharmony even caused a big fight in MY relationship. (Link)

8:50 AM  
Blogger David said...

Is that true Mike K?

:~0

9:20 AM  
Blogger Cindy-Lou said...

Just spray it with hairspray. Nice long distance murder.

2:21 PM  
Blogger Mel Mega said...

Or Windex...

2:05 PM  
Blogger J. said...

Oh, yeah, windex! The cure all from Big Fat Greek Wedding.

12:12 PM  
Blogger grace said...

i thought that movie was overrated... too much hype. i probably would've liked it more had i not heard so much about it...

1:38 PM  

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