pregnant ladies

what's up with pregnant ladies these days?

why can't they all be fat, bloated, and ginormous... like the good ol' days?

all the prego ladies i've seen in the last couple of years have all been so very slim except for a little basketball in the front. you couldn't even tell they were pregnant unless you see them from a side view.

what the fuck?

now i have no excuse when i turn into a tub of lard when/if we have kids. i'm going to have to look all cute and shit. damn. that was going to be my excuse for why i gained weight.

and all those damned celebrity moms... let me tell you something... THEY ALL HAVE TRAINERS AND CHEFS... and nannies to watch the kids when they go to the gym with their trainer.

i keep telling steve, don't expect me to be like all the other ladies you see because not every pregnancy is the same! why can't just one woman gain 50 or 100 lbs when she's pregnant? that way, he'll believe me???? i keep on telling him that i'm going to be HUGE.

oh, well... he can't say i never warned him.


Blogger Quyen said...

You know, you can also get away with not looking like you're pregnant if you're really large... One of my bigger friends got pregnant but everyone thought she just got fatter... How fucked up is that?

4:03 PM  
Blogger Kurt Halfyard said...

My wife didn't get "big" until the second pregnancy came along. I will say no more in case she reads this.

According to her, the first one was a walk in the park, the second one was a bare-foot trip thru hell.

7:54 PM  
Blogger J. said...


My girlfriend was a skinny prego. She's really cute, too, and guys were asking her out all the time, then she swung her basketball belly around nearly hitting them with it. Should've seen them back off real fast. She said that was the best part of being skinny while pregnant. She wore her regular shorts and just used a rubber band and long shirt. Hilarious.

8:43 AM  
Blogger Cindy-Lou said...

I was practically Jabba the Hut while pregnant. Who cares? When else in your life can you get away with that?

2:23 PM  
Blogger Anon said...

I was a cute pregnant until about 6 months or so, then it was, like Cindy-Lou said, Jabba the Hut.
I was all about sloppy Joes, Tacos, Burgers, oh I could eat the hell out of some Cesar Salad... Hahahaha.. When it's your time, do what you want! :)

6:37 AM  

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