10.01.2004

baby showers

steve has to throw a baby shower for this lady who works for him. hehe. SUCKER!

except, i'm the sucker. i have to decorate ... we have streamers. i haven't a clue as to what i'm supposed to do with streamers. in grade school, we'd hang them twisty ... uhm, is that still the norm? or is that too kindegarten? i don't know.

guess she's getting a kindegarten baby shower. ...

at least we don't have to play games. gifts, cake, and it's over...

maybe i won't stay for it. except i don't want to walk back from his building to mine. it's not that far.... but i just walked it this morning... and my big toe is still numb. i didn't think the heels would bother me as much as they did...

maybe i'll stay for it.

i hate baby showers, bridal showers, wedding showers. why can't we just send a gift and leave it at that. who wants to play stupid games or socialize with people you don't really know?

when i got married i had a bridal shower/bachelorette party. we went to vegas... jules requested that i get lingerie. hot damn!

i got this one, uhm, outfit... that frightens me to think about it. i haven't touched it. i am not sure i ever will... it's made out of like, black pleather or something. except maybe it's not pleather. maybe it's vinyl. i haven't a clue... at any rate, i can't wear it. ... i don't have shoes for it! :P no, seriously. i can't wear it. i'm not a complete prude or anything, but i think the effort to try to put it on just isn't worth it. i mean, it would come off in 2 minutes anyway. :P

and then i got these anal beads. what the... they're purple. and the beads are at least an inch in diameter. not only that, but they're not even graduated. they're all the same size... BIG. yeah. i'm not touching those, either.

i can't find my bachelorette party pics on ofoto anymore. oh well. it's better that way. heehehe. no one needs to see those. eh, they actually looked worse than they really were. (jules, lilly, hyuni, you say anything, i'll delete your comments! hehe) no, really. they weren't that bad.

6 Comments:

Blogger J. said...

Like what the hell else are you supposed to do with streamers other than twist them? Unless you are an artiste (say that with a French accent, it sounds better), they get what they pay for. Wait ... Steve is paying to throw the shower ...

Wait, here's an idea ... save the streamers and use them to tie up your husband when you put your pleather gear on! Then your outfit will last longer than 2 minutes ... like 2 min & one sec. Ha.

9:43 AM  
Blogger grace said...

steve, i'm scared of jeanette. hold me?

:P

10:11 AM  
Blogger Cindy-Lou said...

Are anal beads really gift material? I mean, lingerie is ok, I'd even go as far as lotions or flavored concoctions, but anal beads? That's going a little far.

12:00 PM  
Blogger Mike said...

If the anal beads were pink that's be more appropriate. Besides, maybe they weren't for you.

2:06 PM  
Blogger grace said...

even if they were for steve, he wouldn't let me violate him with them :P

3:53 PM  
Blogger J. said...

Foreign objects scare me. Thus, I find anal beads quite frightening.

8:36 AM  

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