fish good, cream bad

went to a business dinner last night. seafood. had me some good wine, good appetizers, good mahi mahi...

and this really great dessert. some sort of white cake with rum and lots and lots of cream. it was so tasty. except i'm lactose intolerant. i didn't think i had that much of the cream, but now that i think about it, i did. there was just SO much cream all over the cake and extra on the side. and i'm such a glutton, i ate damn near the whole thing.

on my way to the car, i started feeling a little sick. just a little. then i started feeling the urge to spit... which is never a good thing. by the time i got to my car, i had to throw up. but just a little bit. of course because of the white cream, it came up as white chunks right next to my car. white chunks on black asphalt is never good.

i hope no one saw it on the way to their car. eep.


Blogger julia said...

i hate being lactose intolerant.. you didn't take lactaid.. or whatever that thing is? i started to use that, but it doesn't seem to be working for me..

blah.. white chunks.. blah..

11:15 AM  
Blogger grace said...

no. no lactaid. i was out. i had a LOT of it in NY and i forgot to replen my stock in my purse. it was unfortunate. it was more unfortunate for the people who clean out that parking lot.

sorry, parking lot cleaning people!

2:18 PM  
Blogger Nina said...

I'm very sorry for your dessert mishap. Hope you didn't splatter anything on your shoes.

3:23 PM  
Blogger Mel Mega said...

Dude! That sooo sounded like it could be a Bud Light commercial:

Real Men of Genius
Tonight we celebrate you,
Mr. Parking-Lot-Puke-Cleaner-Upper
(Mr. Parking-Lot-Puke-Cleaner-Upper)
When lactose-intolerant people have to much cream on their dessert..
(No dairy for me!)
They can count on you to clean up the white chunks they spew
(White chunks on the black asphalt!)
So tonight, we salute you: Mr. Parking-Lot-Puke-Cleaner-Upper

3:52 PM  
Blogger grace said...

MM: can i just say that you are so fucking funny...

i nearly cried just now... i even had that guy singing along in my head...

holy god...

i heart you.

4:07 PM  

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