2 out of 3 ain't bad...

of course it depends what you're talking about.

i guess i'm just in a not so good mood today... 2 out of the 3 posts make me sound completely psychotic.

so just to clear things up:

yes, i can be crazy... in good and bad ways.
yes, i'm a little stress monkey, but i'm much better now than i used to be.
yes, i have a leeeeetle temper problem, but i usually only take it out on work folk or people on the road.
yes, i'm a bitch, but i'm loyal to my friends... unless they prove to be disloyal to me at which point i drop 'em like a hooker drops her panties.
yes, i dislike people, except for the very few i do like.

and there are a host of other contradictory statements i could make, but i don't feel like it right now.