the imperfections of steve...

apparently, everyone thinks steve is just perfect because i've never said anything bad about him. i mean, christ! people who don't even know him take his side! (ahem, veronica!) hehe.

SO! in an effort to make steve a little more human, here is a list of things about him that aren't perfect.

1. he goes to church every sunday with his mom. what a damned mama's boy, huh? i mean, come on! be a man! would it kill you to stay home one sunday???

2. he goes to the gym at least every other day. he's trying to tell me i'm fat. he goes just to make me feel guilty. i know it. so because he goes, i have to go... can you believe he thinks i'm fat???

3. i only get "wifey appreciation days" a few times a year. what an inconsiderate bastard! only a few times a year do i get little gifts and tokens of appreciation. jeez. why doesn't he appreciate me? i do most of the cooking and cleaning! (okay, laundry's his job because he doesn't trust me with his whites.) but i mean, come on! i should be getting shit monthly! at least!

4. he has 2 other part-time jobs besides his full-time job. isn't it obvious? he just doesn't want to spend time with me. he'll think up any excuse not to give me cuddles! pffff.

5. he won't come until i've had multiple orgasms. it's enough to make a girl wanna fake them! sometimes, you just want him to be done with... d'oh! i know what it is... he thinks i'm unattractive and it just takes him longer to come, i guess. he thinks i'm unattractive! RAT BASTARD!

so, there you have it. the list goes on and on, but i won't continue... i mean, you get the point, don't you? (it's enough to make me hurl, i tell ya.)

*i love my hubby... i'm just waiting for him to blow one day... hehehe*