i missed my calling in life

apparently, i should've been a professional girl scout cookie seller. my boss' admin is out today so he asked me to do him a favor and sell some cookies for him... his daughter. whatever.

i sold over 130 boxes. i lost count after that. shit, i was selling to people i didn't even know.

he should pay me some commission or something... hehe. he asked me if i was "hocking my wares." hehehe....

i can't wait until they come in. i'm going to eat all of mine. and i'm not sharing...

several people asked me how old my girl was... DAMN IT! apparently, i look old enough to have a girl scout aged daughter. son of a bitch! girl scout age better be two! fuckers!

one lady got all upset with me saying how i should have my daughter sell them door to door on her own and how my daughter wasn't going to learn anything... and how she wasn't going to buy any because she bought some from a girl who was going door to door.

yeah, whatever, bitch. if you're not going to buy stop wasting my time with your jibber jabber. sheesh.

sweet! someone just walked by my desk and i had them buy 4 more boxes. selling girl scout cookies is easy. but, god, what a freakin' rip off. $4 per box. rat bastards.

it's been so long since my last girl scout cookie hit, i think i went a little nuts. they freeze well, though. apparently. that's what it says on the order form.

i hate being this busy. i don't have time to catch up on blogs or write anything. it sucks.

and every month it gets worse. selling girl scout cookies is way more fun than working... :P


Blogger MeEh!! said...

forget your imaginary kids, I wanna see you in a girl scout uniform... SEXY!!!

4:37 PM  
Blogger Kiss Me Im Italian said...

I could sell 130 boxes of cookies too if I had big boobies...Cheater!

4:54 PM  
Blogger 8ZERO8 said...

There's an obesity crisis in theis country, ya know! ;-)

5:14 PM  
Blogger Agent_LAH said...

Was that the same bitch that wouldn't let you have water for your tea? My little sister is selling cookies too...maybe you could share selling secrets. Well, maybe not...she's only 10. Hehe.

7:29 PM  
Blogger Michael Moore said...

$4 a pop? Thats nothing. Its TOTALLY worth it.

Also, if I send you the money, can you get me some of those lemon cookies? mm delicious.

Im being dead serious. I fucking love them. And by college, there aren't many girls who are still involved in the girl scouts. You can see my dilemma

12:06 AM  
Blogger Nina said...

I too whored myself out for my little neice. I did pretty damn good too. I even sold some to my little eleven year-old boyfriend. I felt bad, he probably used his allowance for them. I just wanted to buy them for him after that.

Maybe we should go into the professional girl scout cookie business together. I can't sew, so you're in charge of sewing the "fuck your little girl and her cookies" patch on our sashes. Hrmmm....I wonder what other patches we could earn....:P

I also wanted to note that Dreyer's ice cream has Samoa and Thin Mint flavored ice cream. I get the light because I still want to fit into the uniform...:)

12:14 AM  
Blogger cat said...


why is it when i try to post a comment i get a "page not found"?? and yet everyone else seems to be able to post just fine! and because of this agent lah has already asked the question i was going to ask...

was that the same lady who wanted you to pay for water???

you're blocking me from your page, aren't you? it's because i am old isn't it? :P if i can't post comments then cl shouldnt be able to either since she's older than me! nyaa!

1:44 AM  
Blogger a beer sort of girl said...

Four bucks a box?! They are only $3.50 in the midwest.

11:04 AM  
Blogger Cindy-Lou said...

"one lady got all upset with me saying how i should have my daughter sell them door to door on her own and how my daughter wasn't going to learn anything"
Is this really the point of selling GS cookies? Isn't it about the prizes?

2:51 PM  
Blogger Mel Mega said...

And where the hell does this lady live that kids can just go door to door?!?!? Must be in the OC somewhere...There's no door to door going in the LBC, that's for darn sure!

And for the record, I have to go to the grocery store or the bank to buy my GS cookies. They camp out there. Pretty genius to be outside of the bank. It's hard to pull the "no money" excuse when they are there. Sneaky little a-holes!

3:04 PM  
Blogger nobody said...

Since when are life-lessons learned by selling girl scout cookies?? I can tell you from personal experience I learned waaaay more about life when I was getting stoned and eating girl scout cookies. Oh, but those days are long gone. I too am in college and don't have access to a girl scout cookie connection. I need a fix. I will glady pay $4 for one fucking Samoa. Yum.

3:41 PM  
Blogger Ian said...

Never having lived in any country that practices the religion of Girl Scout Cookie Selling, I can't really venture an opinion. Except I once watched an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond where they did the Girl Scouts Cookie thing, and it was funny. So I'm assuming that Girl Scouts are amusing. I'd pay $4 for one.

5:04 PM  
Blogger 8ZERO8 said...

There's an obesity crisis in America, ya know. ;-)

12:21 PM  
Blogger J. said...

How did I miss this post? How??? You know, of course, that it's not the cookies they're after. They want inside info about YOU because you're such a mystic.

9:35 AM  
Blogger cat said...

by the way... here's a little cookie factoid.. up until a few years ago you could only get TWO flavours of cookie in canada! chocolate & vanilla. in the last 5 years or so they have introduced the thin mint ones. so now we have three kinds.

i had no clue there was such a variety available in the US until i met a friend from ct and her mom sold them. oh, the plethora of yumminess!

10:18 AM  
Blogger Kis Lee said...

oohhh, i can eat a whole box of thin mints and not even feel one iota of guilt. mmmmmmmm........

11:01 AM  
Blogger Anon said...

Damn I love girlscout cookies- I bought some Samoa's and thin mints.
I'm glad to see you whored yourself out to get a little girl her badge. YOU ROCK! I'da bought an assload of cookies from you. :)

11:25 AM  
Blogger Noonan Mckane said...

Gracie, I love your style.

I am Noonan McKane, and am responsible for 'Cottage Hospital Bulletin'. I noticed you'd visited, when I saw you on my 'site-meter', so I returned the compliment and visited yours.

It knocked my eye out. You're cool.

Hope you see fit to visit my blog again, as I shall be a regular visitor to yours!

Stay real, sister.


12:05 PM  
Blogger grace said...

sab: you're sick :P

lar: so are you :P

808: yes, i know. but that's not my problem... hehe

lah: nope. some bitter old lady. whatever. fuck her.

wtf: sure thing :)

nina: i'm in... we can get the knot-tying badge... for typing men up to our bedposts... uhm... oops. was that out loud? :P

cat: yeah, i'm so computer savvy, i would know how to block you from my site. hehe... anyway, i would never do such a thing! :)

beergirl: we're getting shafted over here!!!! i'm buying from you next time...

cl: i have no idea. i'm an immigrant. what the fuck do girl scouts do, anyway??? sheesh.

mel: of course, it's OC. she probably lives in the snooty area. which... is pretty much all of OC. heh.

mtmt: i knew i liked you...

ian: my boss keeps bringing up that episode of 'raymond'... but i never saw it... so it's not that funny to me. DAMN IT!

808: yeah, i still don't care :P

cat: holy shit. there are at least 7 or 8 different kinds over here. and i ordered one of each. at least.

le: what does "guilt" mean? :P

j: awww, j, that's so sweet! i'm glad someone appreciated my whoring myself out... :P

noon: thanks! :)

4:58 PM  

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