dream last night

i was visiting my bro at his school. we were on top of this snow covered hill... all of a sudden, he disappeared and i looked over the edge of this hill (which was looking more like a cliff) and then i slipped and fell... all the way to the bottom. i hit rocks and trees on the way down so i was all bruised up. i stood up and instead of wearing the big red jacket i was wearing when i was on the top of the hill, i was wearing a white tank top and white shorts. really short shorts. and i could see all the bruises.

i stood up and i was at my college. it didn't look like my college, but somehow, i just knew it was my college. i had to take a piss, so i went to the toilet, which was in the room. there was no door. and there was a big window. i could see out. i'm guessing the other side was a mirror or something because no one was really looking in or anything. and then i see people coming down the hill and somehow i know they're coming into my room. also, somehow, i just know it's a boys dorm. so i'm trying to hurry, but i can't pee. i mean, it's barely just trickling out...

so there i am, all exposed and as soon as the door opens, i wake up. come on! if that really happened, i would've stopped it mid-stream and gotten dressed. why am i so retarded in my dreams?