lesson #537

if for some reason you need to sneeze whilst shaving your legs, take the razor off your leg before it happens.

ouch. stupid, stupid, stupid.

day 2 without steve. i'm going through withdrawls. i may have to go visit him... he is only an hour away. i mean, when we were just dating, i would've gone to see him, even if i was tired... why would it be any different, right?

things i like about him not being home:
i can use all the hot water in the morning and not feel bad.
i can eat A LOT of kimchee at night and not feel bad that i'm all stinky.
i can fart whenever i feel like it.
i can giggle after i fart and not feel like a retard (especially because i'm laughing all by myself).
i don't have to go to the gym.
i can be as messy as i wanna be.
i have time to open all the xmas gifts and carefully retape them. (just kidding, steve. hehehe)

things i don't like about him being gone:
no lunchtime hugs and kisses.
no movies (believe me, if you saw all the wiring in our house, you wouldn't know how to watch a movie, either).
i have to squeegee the shower walls after showering.
i have to clean out the bunny's litter.
no one's home to scratch my back before i go to sleep (and i don't like those wooden back scratchy thingies).
it seems colder at home, even with the heater on.
the bunny won't come inside when he's not home.
no belly kisses.

there's more, but i'm too busy to finish my list...

GOD, i'm needy. hehe.


Blogger Kis Lee said...

too bad you didn't teach steve to like kimchee. i think i may be the only korean who doesn't like that stuff. i don't mind the garlic or spiciness. i just can't stand fermented stuff.

11:00 AM  
Blogger grace said...

he eats it in jigae. but not the uncooked version.

HERESY! you are the worst korean ever! :P hehe

and don't you like beer? or wine? or other liquor? mmm, fermentation...

11:14 AM  
Blogger Yankeebob said...

Did you know the sneeze was coming? If you did, then I guess that was a big oops. Ouch.

I love kimchee. There is a Korean restaurant near my house that makes the best kimchee ever. I tried it from the grocery store once, but it just doesn't compare. (And it does promote healthy farts.)

You get back scratches and belly kisses? Those are something to miss. I feel bad for you after knowing that.

11:32 AM  
Blogger Cece said...

Okay. Roy spent a year in Korea whilst in the Army and I've heard stories about the vileness which is kimchee. Is it good? Is it bad? Is it an acquired taste? WHAT IS IT?

Day 2 without Steve. Omigosh. YOU POOR WOMAN! I absolutely HATE it when Roy is out of town. And its only happened 3 times since we've been married. THREE TIMES TOO MANY. After the first time, he came home and got me pregnant, so WATCH IT. That animal...

12:07 PM  
Blogger Quyen said...

OMG... My friend fell in her shower while shaving and now has a scar the length of her thigh! Crazy, huh?

I like the fact that you feel like a retard when you giggle after farting when Steve's around... but you don't feel like such a retard when he isn't :P even though it's still pretty retarded... hehehe j/k

12:39 PM  
Blogger Kis Lee said...

ok scratch that...

i can't stand fermented cabbage. :P

hey i can cuss in both korean and english, often at the same time. so i can't be the worst korean ever. :)

12:44 PM  
Blogger grace said...

YB: thanks for the condolences :P

C: do you know what curtido is? it's kinda like that, but with more pepper in it.

Q: i don't fart around steve. eheh.

LE: okay. all is forgiven :P j/k. i can't curse in korean unless i'm REALLY upset about something. my parents never cursed and i don't hang around with very many koreans, except my parents... so i have an excuse. heh.

12:57 PM  
Blogger J. said...

I cringed when reading your razor episode. I don't know why, shaving with razors freak me out. I have to use one of the electric thingies ... I can't do the razor.

2:18 PM  
Blogger Veronica said...

Heh! I have a confession. When I read kimchee in a previous post I thought it was your code word for "hot lovin'" haha! I'm like "whoo-hoo kimchee on the table! You go, Grace!" I'm a dork! I know. Sorry. I'm just disappointed now! Maybe, I'll adopt 'kimchee' myself as my code word for sex. :o)

2:23 PM  
Blogger Michael Moore said...

What is a kimchee?

3:00 PM  
Blogger grace said...

j: after today, i may have to switch to electric, too. eep.

v: kimchee = lovin'? hehe. that's funny. not so funny when you think about the smell.

wtf: kimchee = very popular korean dish. i'd even call it a staple. basically it's fermented cabbage. now, hear me out... hehe. very few non-koreans like it on first taste. the few that do, love it. oh, and kimchee doesn't need "a" in front of it... it's just kimchee. :)

3:35 PM  

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