so, if there's an earthquake, a rat could help find you. no, really. read it right here.

yeah, they find you and then what? then they EAT you. i'd rather not get found by a rat. they'll just see you as a decaying piece of meat.

i'd rather die than get chewed to pieces by rats.



Blogger David said...

You're missing the point. The rats don't find you. They just make it easier for the firefighter to hear the screams of terrified women.

7:10 PM  
Blogger Mike said...

Of course they're for finding terrified women. Everybody knows that a man trapped under earthquate rubble would find a way to grab the rat with his head and eat it for nourishment so that he could break free in a burst of awesome masculine power.


8:40 AM  

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