9.22.2004

rats

so, if there's an earthquake, a rat could help find you. no, really. read it right here.

yeah, they find you and then what? then they EAT you. i'd rather not get found by a rat. they'll just see you as a decaying piece of meat.

i'd rather die than get chewed to pieces by rats.

gross.

2 Comments:

Blogger David said...

You're missing the point. The rats don't find you. They just make it easier for the firefighter to hear the screams of terrified women.

7:10 PM  
Blogger Mike said...

Of course they're for finding terrified women. Everybody knows that a man trapped under earthquate rubble would find a way to grab the rat with his head and eat it for nourishment so that he could break free in a burst of awesome masculine power.

Duh.

8:40 AM  

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