Kerry's "Top 10 Bush Tax Proposals"

got this from steve... even though he's a republican, he knows how much i hate the republicans. so he likes to send me this stuff....

(i know. i can't believe i married a republican, either. by the time i found out, it was too late for me. )

i can't remember if we were actually engaged at this point or just dating, but his mother said to him: STEVEN! how could you?!

and my cousins said: he's WHAT???? how could you????

my parents were just happy he goes to church.

but enough of that:
10. No estate tax for families with at least two U.S. presidents.
9. W-2 Form is now Dubya-2 Form.
8. Under the simplified tax code, your refund check goes directly to Halliburton.
7. The reduced earned income tax credit is so unfair, it just makes me want to tear out my lustrous, finely groomed hair.
6. Attorney General (John) Ashcroft gets to write off the entire U.S. Constitution.
5. Texas Rangers can take a business loss for trading Sammy Sosa.
4. Eliminate all income taxes; just ask Teresa (Heinz Kerry) to cover the whole damn thing.
3. Cheney can claim Bush as a dependent.
2. Hundred-dollar penalty if you pronounce it "nuclear" instead of "nucular."
1. George W. Bush gets a deduction for mortgaging our entire future.