i'm on my way to iowa. if i'm not back by monday, it's because a) i killed myself b) the kkk got me c) i killed myself because of my parents. i miss everybody already...


Blogger Kis Lee said...

have a safe flight...carry some mace...and we'll see you when you get back.

1:59 PM  
Blogger Cindy-Lou said...

Yeah, I hear the KKK is big in Iowa. and Ohio.

2:39 PM  
Blogger Anon said...

Oh.My.GAWD--- I can finally comment (at 11:11pm)

Uh, yea.. Iowa.
"If you make it, they will come..."

9:12 PM  
Blogger little one said...

All the changes in titles on your blog are making me dizzy!

Iowa. That's a lot of vowels for one little state. Hope you make it out alive.

9:44 PM  
Blogger Roberto Campana said...

NOOOOO GRACE!!! DON'T GO!!!! I just back from Iowa, it was a long trip. I heard a joke while I was there. You know why birds fly over Iowa upside down? Cause it ain't worth shitting on! It's a bit boring there though.

10:09 PM  
Blogger Ian said...

I love that scene about the KKK in the movie Blazing Saddles, where Gene Wilder and Clevon Little are trying to coax the KKK into a trap -

Gene Wilder calls to them "Hey Boys! Look what I got here!" and he pulls Clevon Little (who's black) into view. Cleveon Little then shouts across "Hey, where all the white women at...?"

11:19 PM  
Blogger peachy said...

I wish I could've typed this earlier, but hope you took lots of books to read.

See you when you return.

4:58 AM  
Blogger J.D. said...

Iowa sucks ass!

10:12 AM  
Blogger David said...

Oh can you bring me one of those white-pointy hats!?

LOL. Enjoy your trip..

P.S: Your blog has been an ass lately.

11:24 PM  
Blogger Ian said...

If you died would the priest say Grace...?

11:13 PM  
Blogger grace said...

le: thanks... but you can't carry mace on your carry-on! hehe.

cl: i didn't see any... but i got paranoid a few times in the car! hehe. some big trucks with confederate flags would pass me and i'd get all nervous.

j: yeah... iowa... :P

lo: sorry! i can't help it... i'm hoping to keep this one around for a while.

rc: nice joke... i have to remember to tell my brother that when he gets out of that school :P

ian: that shit is sooooo funny!

peachy: nope. no time to read... ugh.

coach: yeah... i would've guessed so, even without going. hehe.

david: sorry, couldn't find you a souvenir KKK cap... and i don't think it's just my blog. i think lots of blogs are experiencing some problems. i just don't want to lose my comments by switching over to haloscan :(

ian: har! you're a dork! :P

10:03 AM  

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