i'm on my way to iowa. if i'm not back by monday, it's because a) i killed myself b) the kkk got me c) i killed myself because of my parents. i miss everybody already...
NOOOOO GRACE!!! DON'T GO!!!! I just back from Iowa, it was a long trip. I heard a joke while I was there. You know why birds fly over Iowa upside down? Cause it ain't worth shitting on! It's a bit boring there though.
I love that scene about the KKK in the movie Blazing Saddles, where Gene Wilder and Clevon Little are trying to coax the KKK into a trap -
Gene Wilder calls to them "Hey Boys! Look what I got here!" and he pulls Clevon Little (who's black) into view. Cleveon Little then shouts across "Hey, where all the white women at...?"
le: thanks... but you can't carry mace on your carry-on! hehe.
cl: i didn't see any... but i got paranoid a few times in the car! hehe. some big trucks with confederate flags would pass me and i'd get all nervous.
j: yeah... iowa... :P
lo: sorry! i can't help it... i'm hoping to keep this one around for a while.
rc: nice joke... i have to remember to tell my brother that when he gets out of that school :P
ian: that shit is sooooo funny!
peachy: nope. no time to read... ugh.
coach: yeah... i would've guessed so, even without going. hehe.
david: sorry, couldn't find you a souvenir KKK cap... and i don't think it's just my blog. i think lots of blogs are experiencing some problems. i just don't want to lose my comments by switching over to haloscan :(
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have a safe flight...carry some mace...and we'll see you when you get back.
Yeah, I hear the KKK is big in Iowa. and Ohio.
NOOOOO GRACE!!! DON'T GO!!!! I just back from Iowa, it was a long trip. I heard a joke while I was there. You know why birds fly over Iowa upside down? Cause it ain't worth shitting on! It's a bit boring there though.
I love that scene about the KKK in the movie Blazing Saddles, where Gene Wilder and Clevon Little are trying to coax the KKK into a trap -
Gene Wilder calls to them "Hey Boys! Look what I got here!" and he pulls Clevon Little (who's black) into view. Cleveon Little then shouts across "Hey, where all the white women at...?"
I wish I could've typed this earlier, but hope you took lots of books to read.
See you when you return.
Oh can you bring me one of those white-pointy hats!?
LOL. Enjoy your trip..
P.S: Your blog has been an ass lately.
If you died would the priest say Grace...?
le: thanks... but you can't carry mace on your carry-on! hehe.
cl: i didn't see any... but i got paranoid a few times in the car! hehe. some big trucks with confederate flags would pass me and i'd get all nervous.
j: yeah... iowa... :P
lo: sorry! i can't help it... i'm hoping to keep this one around for a while.
rc: nice joke... i have to remember to tell my brother that when he gets out of that school :P
ian: that shit is sooooo funny!
peachy: nope. no time to read... ugh.
coach: yeah... i would've guessed so, even without going. hehe.
david: sorry, couldn't find you a souvenir KKK cap... and i don't think it's just my blog. i think lots of blogs are experiencing some problems. i just don't want to lose my comments by switching over to haloscan :(
ian: har! you're a dork! :P
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