Miami Pictures

so... here are pics from our trip... if you want to see the whole album, email me at grace.bon@gmail.com. and then you can see me in a bikini! kidding. no one wants to see that. also, i made steve delete those out of the album. heh. well, most of them at least :P


here's miami at sunrise

driving down to the keys on 7 mile bridge or whatever the fuck it's called.

yeah... we had key lime pie in key west. WHAT OF IT? heh... i know. touristy, but it had to be done. btw, i don't know if you can see it, but my shirt has a little monkey on it and it says: "I LOVE CARBS." it's my favorite shirt these days. oh, and another thing. i look tired because i WAS tired. heh. we drove down to the keys on only an hour of sleep. by "we" i mean steve. HEY, i risked permanent paralysis by taking a plane out there! okay, that was a bit dramatic. heh.

mah man!

the southernmost part of the US. don't mind my white legs. eep. yeah... this is still saturday. it was pretty damned warm. steve and i had to change in the car. heh. ahhh, only 90 miles to cuba. one day i will go there. i hope. and yes, ian... we are standing next to a huge erection... on second thought, it looks more like a butt plug... OH, AND BTW! would ya look at my hubby's toned and sexy arms? mmm, i LOVE nice arms on a man... *drool*

the stupidest name ever... who the fuck is going to call up their friends and say: yo, meet me at the DAWG HOUSE. how fucking stupid... the person who came up with that name should be fired. FIRED. btw, i don't think it was just us who thought it was stupid... that place was totally dead when we walked by it on saturday night.

and the stupidity never stops... and yeah... that IS a fucking fire hydrant... don't ask me why this pisses me off so much. it's just fucking ANNOYING.

yo, man... why we gotta ring the bell if you're a psychic??? shouldn't you know when we're coming???

mmm... sounds TASTY! :D hehehe...

so... check out the bottom of the flyer... the hours of operation are... what? wait... does that mean it's open 24 hours a day? god, i'm so confused! hee! i thought it might be fun to check out a swingers club. hehe. but steve talked me down. there would probably only be nasty old men, anyway... and there's nothing grosser than 70 year old men hitting on you. ew.

here's the outside of our hotel... doesn't look like much from here... but it was wonderful, affordable and one block from the beach... i loved it. the kent hotel.

here's the lobby of our hotel... i love the bright colors everywhere...

our room... ours was lavender and silver. i guess they have other rooms that are decorated in lucite (that clear plastic)... i love shit that looks all space agey. heh.

this is on the other side of the room. the beanbag rules! i don't know if you can see it on this pic, but my cleavage rules, too! woohoo! oh, this is my new bikini that steve bought me for his birthday. heh.

winterfest... IT'S RAINING MEN!!!!

i need these little shorts. he was soooo cute... and his butt looks awesome in these shorts. i wonder if those shorts will do that for my butt, too... no, seriously. i want that outfit. hat, scarf and everything :P

anyway, i had a fucking blast in south beach... i loved it there... *sigh*

and now i get to look forward to going to IOWA... it's like 30 or 40 degrees out there right now. i'm going to D-I-E.


Blogger J. said...

For a second there, while looking at the picture of you and Steve by the butt plug, I thought you had gotten taller. Then I realized you were standing on something.

Oh, and you aren't going to die in Iowa, for hell's sake. I'm not flying to Iowa for your funeral, missy. :P

11:02 AM  
Blogger Kis Lee said...

yeah, it does look like a plug. ha! oh, and nice arms on a guy are always a good thing.

great room!

glad you were able to enjoy plenty of eye candy.

i agree with jeanette. you won't die in iowa. just stay away from the skinheads.

11:26 AM  
Blogger Edward said...

Miami looks like a blast; eye candy, butt plugs, nice weather...I'm in.

You in that red little outfit...that's hot!

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Blogger Amber_sun said...

Hey Grace! How ya' doin'? Cool pics as always. Loving the guy in the red cowboy hat! Whoo-hoo!

11:46 AM  
Blogger Veronica said...

Damn! I agree Grace, Steve SHOULD have had a brother for me! :o) Heh! He'd be taking me on trips to Miami... (sigh)

By the way, why are you sitting in a bean bag with your bathing suit on and completely COVERED! You need to show it ALL! :o)

12:08 PM  
Blogger julia said...

veronica.. i've been tellin' grace she should clone him.. hehe...

yeah.. what's up with covered up pictures?? i wanna see some pictures like when you guys went to hawaii and you were posing on the car. hehehe..

nice pictures! as usual, i'm jealous. :) i'm going to WV next week.. it's going to be buttfucking cold there.. :(

12:25 PM  
Blogger Ian said...

One of these photos reminded me of that joke where a man goes into a Chinese restaurant and orders the Cum of Sum Yung Gui...

People think I live in the Kent. At least I assume they do - I hear them muttering the word at me as they walk past...

1:19 PM  
Blogger Anon said...

Oh how HOT are you and Steve!! :) You are so beautiful Grace! I'm glad that you two had fun!!

1:36 PM  
Blogger J. said...

Oh, and don't go to Kalona, Iowa unless you want to visit the Amish.

2:27 PM  
Blogger grace said...

jeanette: yeah. i WISH i was that tall. *sigh*

le: heck yes arms are nice :) hehe... is it possible to stay away from skinheads???

ed: you must've really thought i would look hot in those shorts! hehe... how many times did blogger make you push "publish"??? hehe.

as: doin' fine... :) again, steve takes awesome pics :) i loved red shorts/hat boy, too! :)

v: believe me, NO ONE wants to see that...

jules: i know... i would love to clone him... i'd make so much fucking money selling his clones! woohoo! :) and IXNAY on the car picturesay :P and yeah. iowa's gonna be buttfucking cold, too :( damn.

ian: and that is precisely why i made steve take a pic of that sign... cream of sum yung gai :D hehe... hee hee. kent. funny.

j: awww, thanks... that's too sweet... you're not so bad yerself ;P hehee...

jeanette: the amish fucking fascinate me. seriously. have you watched "the devil's playground"? it's all about rumspringa. god, i love documentaries.

2:36 PM  
Blogger Niobium said...

You're right Grace, you're gonna die in Iowa.

Mabey you should've planned the Miami trip after the Iowa trip...=)


3:36 PM  
Blogger Edward said...

Yeah well, I got a little excited. My bad...

4:48 PM  
Blogger Mel Mega said...

Grace, if you promise to wear that red outfit when we go out, I will buy it for you! H-O-T!

6:06 PM  
Blogger grace said...

nio: if we'd done iowa first, i probably would've been too worn out to enjoy miami! :P

ed: you fucking crack me up!

mel: PROMISE???? awesome.

10:15 AM  

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