brain fart
so, an old friend emailed me... and i responded... and i was trying to be funny and trying to fucking ask him if he had any kids out of wedlock yet...
and i couldn't figure out how to spell illegitimate.
i am a fairly good speller... usually... but for some unknown reason, i couldn't fucking figure it out... all i know is that i USED to be able to spell it... but for about 10 seconds, i couldn't remember.
i mean, WHAT THE FUCK???? i was like, illi... no... illegita.. no... illegitimite... no...
i fucking felt like banging my head against the wall... but i have flimsy cubicle walls and i would probably knock it down and everyone would be staring... and i hate it when people stare. it fucking makes me crazy. like i need any help with that.
oh, well... at least i can still spell illiterate. oh. and curse words. lots of curse words.
*blogger note: in my defense, though, i was a little caught off guard when he asked me if steve and i were having anal sex. hehe*
posted by grace @ 3:33 PM
8 Comments:
I always have a dictionary within arms reach. I use it too, I'm not always lazy enough to use dictionary.com.
I have a Pocket Speller in the drawer beside my lap top. It lets me know how to spell word like Oboist.
I like Oboist. It is a good word...
Yeah, I have troubles like that sometimes too. Especially when I'm not feeling right, likt this whole week. That's one reason I like to write in Word and then just paste the thing after. Word does my spell check for me.
And you probably thought I was a good speller!
So, what was the answer to the anal sex question? (Someone had to ask.)
Yeah, sometimes it's hard to one up the anal question.
Is it "turd" or "terd"?
HAHA!! I can't stop laughing at the image of you knocking down your cubicle walls with your head and everyone staring at you! Hee hee...
so.. do you guys have anal sex? :P
i do that too. i hate it when that happens...
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