2.03.2005

brain fart

so, an old friend emailed me... and i responded... and i was trying to be funny and trying to fucking ask him if he had any kids out of wedlock yet...

and i couldn't figure out how to spell illegitimate.

i am a fairly good speller... usually... but for some unknown reason, i couldn't fucking figure it out... all i know is that i USED to be able to spell it... but for about 10 seconds, i couldn't remember.

i mean, WHAT THE FUCK???? i was like, illi... no... illegita.. no... illegitimite... no...

i fucking felt like banging my head against the wall... but i have flimsy cubicle walls and i would probably knock it down and everyone would be staring... and i hate it when people stare. it fucking makes me crazy. like i need any help with that.

oh, well... at least i can still spell illiterate. oh. and curse words. lots of curse words.

*blogger note: in my defense, though, i was a little caught off guard when he asked me if steve and i were having anal sex. hehe*

12 Comments:

Blogger Cindy-Lou said...

I always have a dictionary within arms reach. I use it too, I'm not always lazy enough to use dictionary.com.

6:42 PM  
Blogger Ian said...

I have a Pocket Speller in the drawer beside my lap top. It lets me know how to spell word like Oboist.

I like Oboist. It is a good word...

10:06 PM  
Blogger Anon said...

Phah! I never check my spelling and therefore end up looking like the mother of all white trash on certain days. :)

5:28 AM  
Blogger Yankeebob said...

Yeah, I have troubles like that sometimes too. Especially when I'm not feeling right, likt this whole week. That's one reason I like to write in Word and then just paste the thing after. Word does my spell check for me.

And you probably thought I was a good speller!

So, what was the answer to the anal sex question? (Someone had to ask.)

9:12 AM  
Blogger J. said...

Yeah, sometimes it's hard to one up the anal question.

10:45 AM  
Blogger Veronica said...

ACK! But the worst is a brain shart. Really. I hate when I have a total brain fart and when it finally comes out pure shit follows. Then I feel like a total spaz! :oP

2:17 PM  
Blogger 8ZERO8 said...

Is it "turd" or "terd"?

4:42 PM  
Blogger Mel Mega said...

HAHA!! I can't stop laughing at the image of you knocking down your cubicle walls with your head and everyone staring at you! Hee hee...

11:48 AM  
Blogger julia said...

so.. do you guys have anal sex? :P

12:38 PM  
Blogger Bad Turtle said...

I liked the post but I can sence the follow up. Please for my and Lena's sake don't answer the anal sex question

7:49 AM  
Blogger Cece said...

i do that too. i hate it when that happens...

10:13 AM  
Blogger little one said...

At my catholic grade school, we spelled it bastard. Mostly because it was the only time we could say a swear word and not have the world come crashing down. Thank goodness for illegitimate children and female dogs. :p

12:24 PM  

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