Vegas by the Numbers *updated because blogger HATES ME!*

6: hours i've been in vegas

5: oz. of filet mignon

4: guys who asked me if i speak english (as they said, "hey, baby..." and i ignored them... what, i must not speak english if i'm ignoring you??? fucktards.)

3: vodka tonics... and also the # of guys who thought i was here for the AVNs. no asking of autographs this year though! phew!

2: guys who hit on me... and didn't care that i was married

1: guy who wanted to know if i would be his cuddlebear. and he promises that's all we will do... just cuddle. do i fucking LOOK like a cuddlebear?

0: eye candy. unless you love girls... anyway, it doesn't matter because all the hot chicks, actually work as waitresses, etc... so they most likely get hit on constantly... and they will have NOTHING to do with you. loser.

oh. and for the #1 guy there? the number of months he's been married... 2.

sleazeballs! and what is it with asian girls that make guys automaticaly think: PORN!!!! what the fuck???? it's beginning to wear on me. the first few guys were kinda funny... but i'm too fucking tired now...

there's no place like home. there's no place like home. g'night.


Blogger Anon said...

Damn Grace.. remind me never to go to Vegas.

Sorry to hear youre being mistaken for an Asian pornstar...
Actually, that's kinda cute! Yet I can see where it can get annoying.

6:21 AM  
Blogger Cece said...

I think I'd like being mistaken for a porn star. hehehe. But I'm okay with being Roy's porn star.

6:32 AM  
Blogger Yankeebob said...

I'd like to be there to mistake you for a porn star. ;)

Maybe you should sell your autograph. I'll bet a lot of people would give up a few bucks thinking you are a star.

Are you going to get any autographs?

8:47 AM  
Blogger Caballero Oscuro said...

yes, you do look like a cuddlebear to me :P

10:10 AM  
Blogger J. said...

Hey, baby, what're you wearing???


10:16 AM  
Blogger Kis Lee said...

grace, it ain't easy being a cutie. men are just drawn to your good lucks. it's their nature. don't worry too much about it.

but the do you speak english thing would have bugged me. some people are too stupid to live.

11:54 AM  
Blogger julia said...

poor gracie.. i wanna know what it's like to be a hottie and be mistaken for a pornstar. hehehe..

sleazeball jhole is going to be there tomorrow. it's gotta be creepy to have all those jerks there on one weekend..

11:58 AM  
Blogger Ian said...

Well, you know - you wear a nurses outfit to a bar and these things will happen...

; )

12:03 PM  
Blogger grace said...


j: it's not usually this bad. only this time of year. being the annual porn awards and all...

cece: yeah. it was kinda funny the first year. i'm just tired of it. i like being steve's porn star, too :P

yb: i actually did sign an autograph once. (not with a real name. it wasn't even legible.) i even put a picture of a little heart next to it. they thought it was so cool. SUCKERS! the only thing i have even close to being a porn star is taking a pic with kobe tai. woohoo! kobe!

BABY! :D okay, i can be your cuddlebear :P

jeanette: i'm wearing far too many clothes to be in vegas...

le: thanks, man... i hate drunk asses. unless i'm drunk, too. then it's cool. :)

jules: if you were here, i think they wouldn't even ask, they'd just rape you. or try titty-fucking you, at least :P muwahahaha

ian: SHIT! is THAT what it is??? hrm. maybe i'll wear that other outfit i brought... the little schoolgirl outfit... or maybe the french maid uniform... i think that'll help, don't you????

1:50 PM  
Blogger julia said...


3:13 PM  
Blogger Yankeebob said...

Well, if you run into Chloe, put in a good word for me please.

6:01 PM  
Blogger s! said...

pictures, pictures.. we want pictures!! ;-))

9:02 AM  
Blogger The Hobo said...

I can never go to Vegas, so I will live my dream through you - although you make it sound as ugly as it appears in my dreams (or is it nightmares). My gambling addiction pretty much ensures that if I even get a sniff of a roulette ball rushing around the wheel I'm likely to wake up in ditch - penniless, drunk and angry - several days later without a memory of when and how I got there.

9:54 AM  
Blogger American Blogger said...

It has been awhile since I have been to Vegas but i would imagine there are still like, kids outside on the strip handing out porn leaflets?

10:07 AM  
Blogger Ian said...

Grace, I don't think that would help - the thought isn't helping me any...

; )

12:19 PM  
Blogger Quyen said...

Why does the porn industry need awards anyway? Hahaha... I can just imagine... "And the award for best titty-fucking by a transsexual goes to..." :P

2:49 PM  
Blogger J. said...

Come back to us, Grace! Please don't run away with Peter North or something. You need to come back to California and drown with the rest of us!

8:38 PM  
Blogger grace said...

yb: sorry. i don't know who chloe is... :(

s: no pics. sorry!

hobo: it IS ugly. vegas stands for everything i can't stand about american culture. yet, i love it. it's unexplainable.

ab: i would imagine so. last time i went it was. this time, i cabbed it everywhere. i have no idea what the strip was like.

ian: so, no sponge bath betty outfit, huh? hrm...

q: i think that actually might be an award....

jeanette: who's peter north? :P muwahaha. you're dirty! i knew it! :P

9:58 AM  

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