DEVASTATED
that's me. completely devastated.
all this time, i thought that i have never farted in front of steve. he broke the news to me the other night. i have from time to time farted in my sleep. I'VE WOKEN HIM UP NO LESS...
my farts have startled him. in his sleep! holy crap. i have never been so fucking mortified in my life! (except for that time in high school when my boyfriend's mom caught us making out, but that's a whole other story.)
he says it's cute, but... there's NOTHING cute about farting. NOTHING. god, i just hope that they didn't smell.
posted by grace @ 1:55 PM
14 Comments:
big: thanks for the clever sports analogy. just kidding. i hate sports.
v: yeah, i'm a fairly deep sleeper... but i swear, the first time steve wakes me up because of a fart, it's getting blogged!
lah: wow. i get an award for waking my hubby up because of my fart... yeah... well, i'm glad you laughed, because i am still mortified. heh.
as: i have had boys fart in front of me, and i have to agree. that shit is PUNGENT. and not in a good way. UGH.
Oh, Veronica, Grace is the deepest sleeper EVER.
Hey, Grace, cool, now you can fart in front of him when you're awake! It's all in the baby steps.
I think the guy has to break the farting barrier in a relationship. But once he does, it's farting season!
P.S. Grace, check your gmail.
giest: i didn't see your comment! dude, you are so going to be in the doghouse with the wife :P
jeanette: i dunno... i need another two years of marriage AT LEAST to get comfy enough to do that!!! i want him to think i'm sexy, damn it!
Some people sleep walk ... Grace sleep farts.
what the hell is steve talking about. girls don't fart. monkey. :P
fuck you, lar! :P
yeah, jules... i think he's making shit up. crazy boy! :D
Well, you better cut loose before you birth one of his children. Cuz, you know, everyone poops while birthing.
Love you too Grace :P
...better out than in...
girls farting...get outta here! that can't be true!
oh god, please, i hope i don't fart in my sleep.
First off, thank god. The idea (stress) of the two of you never farting around each other was perplexing me. I am sorryj it upset you though.
Second, farting is natural. I think women are repressed farters. We hold them in all day long because that's what ladies do. When we go to sleep we have no control over our bodies. You can't help it if you rip ass in your sleep. You're repressed!
Steve would love you no matter what. He said it was cute...:P See he's too damn perfect!:)
Okay, I just read this, but it made me cry from laughing so hard. Haven't I ever told you the church story?
So there I am, an awkward 15-year-old sitting with her family during a loooooong all-day program in a ginormous room full of other church-goers (I grew up in a very religious household). By the time the afternoon rolled around, I was hot and sleepy. I decided to rest my head on my brother's shoulder and close my eyes for a minute. The next thing I know I am being awakened by the LOUDEST sound. Ever. In a completely silent room. And then I realized that sound was coming from my own body. Grace, I farted so loud and long that I woke myself up! In a room of at least 500 people.
So I don't want to hear about how devastated you are that you woke up Steve. Because it could be worse.
By the way, I can not sleep in public anymore, not even on airplanes, for fear that it will happen again. Could you imagine on an airplane? *Shudder*
That's so funny. Grace's post made me laugh, but Mel's comment actually made me want to cry, it was so awesome.
I was going to admit that I've done that too. I've actually woken both The Husband and MYSELF at night. Gross!
Women ARE repressed creatures. Do men just fart during the day, in the office? Ewww.
OMG! You have just made my day Grace. That was hilarious. I bet you're having a hard time sleeping soundly (er, but maybe not) these days.
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