just a couple of things...

just came back from getting hot water for my tea. it's one of those insta-hot water spouts that's attached to the coffee pots... and i really wanted to spit in the coffee pot. is that wrong?

it makes me giggle when my boss has his admin set up golf tee times.

"we want 2 foursomes at 10:05 and 2 twosomes at 10:10. no. wait. there's one more. 2 foursomes at 10:05, 1 twosome, and 1 threesome at that other time. does that work?"


Blogger Cindy-Lou said...

Uh, that works for me.

7:46 PM  
Blogger J. said...

Huh. Spit in the coffee pot?

You remember the article about the guy at McDonald's who jacked himself off and then put his jizz in the hamburgers, right?

When my mom was a teenager, she worked in an old people's home. Sometimes, the old people would help cook. One old lady had a cold and drippy nose ... drip, drip, right into the stew for the night.

Yes, we admin's have to deal with some really fun stuff. (sigh)

11:14 PM  
Blogger duckie said...

do you hate coffee that much? Seems a bit odd, but what the hell!

You said "threesome". That wuz cool!

BTW, I had some brownie batter ice cream tonight. Soooo goood!

12:18 AM  
Blogger Anon said...

You crack me up!!
I would have spit in the coffee pot, but, I drink coffee... so you just made me want to switch to tea.
I personally like setting the copier to 250 copies. :)

5:32 AM  
Blogger American Blogger said...

One day i will need to learn to play golf so i can have my own imaginary personal assistant set up tee times. That just sounds cool to me.

6:27 AM  
Blogger grace said...

it's not that i hate coffee... i hate the people i work with. i want to infect all of them with my evil virus! muwahahahahaha!

9:23 AM  
Blogger J. said...

I think you should just eat a lot of asparagus and then hang in the bathroom a lot. But that's just me. Carry on ...

10:25 AM  

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