11.11.2004

call the cops! the neighbors are fuckin'!

okay... i seriously can't remember if i posted anything on this or not... i guess that happens when you have 400+ posts...

at any rate, i was reading veronica's blog this morning... and she was saying how she ratted her neighbors out... and how they have loud sex and loud arguments, etc...

and it reminded me of that time...

steve and i had been dating for a couple of months. we were still in that "hump 5 times a day" mode...

ANYWAY --- we're having sex in the living room... we're butt nekkid. all the lights are on... and on top of that, we're doing it... doggy style. that's right. doggy style... i know, someone is inevitably going to say, "OMG! TMI!" but i had to tell you what the position was. it makes it that much funnier, but embarrassing.

and someone knocks on the door. our front door has those little windows so you can see inside if you're outside. and i see a face right there. it's a cop. i yelp and run for the bedroom... which is stupid, really because they've already seen everything. steve runs for the bedroom to get something on to open the door. in hindsight, he probably just should've opened the door in the buff. that would've been funny. but, you know, when you're caught off guard like that, you don't really think too much.

by this time, i'm under the covers... and steve comes back ... apparently, some neighbor called the cops on us because we were being too loud (by we, i really mean i).

rat bastards. anyway, at least veronica didn't call the cops on her neighbors, sheesh.

i've decided that the neighbors were just jealous that they weren't gettin' good lovin' or something. yeah. that's it.

12 Comments:

Blogger Steers and Queers said...

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10:42 AM  
Blogger Veronica said...

Ha! I WAS jealous 'cause I wasn't getting any "ashun" that night!

But hey, in my defense, I said I was all for headboards beating the shit out of the wall, I was just pissed because I couldn't sleep! Is it so wrong that the damn neighbors kept me awake at night. But I did also say I didn't complain 'cause of the loud sex. It was the constant arguing that wakes me early in the morning when I have to go to work early.

I wouldn't have called the cops or complained about you. I'd be saying, "You get yours, girl!"

11:13 AM  
Blogger julia said...

it doesn't matter how many times i hear that story, i always end up laughing until i cry.. heheheeheheh.. oh and the porn thing too.. when that lady go upset at you guys for watching anime porn or something.. bwahahah..

11:19 AM  
Blogger Quyen said...

Asian tigresses in the bedroom... Meow. ;)

11:21 AM  
Blogger grace said...

in case anyone is wondering, steers and queers told me that they thought i should change the profile pic because it's hideous.

but that's not why i deleted his comment. it's because i don't like it when people try to generate traffic to their blog by posting a stupid comment on mine...

but that's also not why i deleted it. i deleted it because i didn't like his blog. it didn't really say much that was interesting...

so, to all future commenters: if you're going to leave a comment because you want to generate traffic to your site, i don't care if you say something mean to me - sarcastic or not - and i don't really care that you just wanna generate some traffic... but make sure you have a good blog. (i agree with their little mission of "exposing the sheer arrogance and retardness of the american right"... but do it well. come on now!)

2:03 PM  
Blogger David said...

I know I deleted the fucker too.
So doggie style huh... I like more and more every day. LMAO.

2:07 PM  
Blogger grace said...

hey, david, doggie style wasn't the only thing we were doing that night *wink*wink* :P

and FOR THE RECORD - we don't have any anime porn (known to the pervy male populus as hentai. it was probably regular porn :P

2:43 PM  
Blogger J. said...

When I visit my friend in TX, her bed's headboard is right up against the wall that connects to the guest room. Last Sept. it was stinking hot there, so I was restless and sleeping light. All night long until around 4 AM, there was pounding on the wall. I started to get annoyed but didn't want to say anything, I mean, I'm glad they're relationship is great and all, you know? But, good gawd, every 15 minutes?????

The next morning I looked closely at them and they were radiating this healthy, I slept great glow.

I said to her, "Wow. Umm, you guys were busy last night." She started laughing her ass off. She goes, "No, it was the damn dog. I wouldn't let her on the bed b/c it was so hot and humid, so she sad against the bottom of the bed and itched all night."

I'm still not sure I believe her. But it was an awfully fast rhythmn. No variation. Hmmm.

Thanks for making me think about my friend possibly having sex all night again. That's wonderful.

4:32 PM  
Blogger David said...

Hey, next time enjoy the night with them too. Either by yourself or like Samantha (from Sex and the City) did, put on some lingerie and knock on the neighbor's door for a hot sweatie threesome.

10:11 PM  
Blogger J. said...

Dude? I'm a Conservative Christian Chick ... see over there on the left (that's just wrong, I should be on the right, Grace) <------------ ... see over there? I hang out on Grace's blog because, umm, well, she's funny. I'm having shit-fits over bachelor parties w/ strippers. I am sooo not ready for a threesome.

But, uh, thanks ... (gathering my angel wings about me)

11:10 PM  
Blogger giest said...

Wow, that's an interesting way to get to know more about someone...sex stories. Works for me. If I was the neighbour and you were getting it five times a day, I would so rat you out! ;P

12:14 PM  
Blogger Cece said...

SCANDALOUS!

12:44 PM  

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