call the cops! the neighbors are fuckin'!

okay... i seriously can't remember if i posted anything on this or not... i guess that happens when you have 400+ posts...

at any rate, i was reading veronica's blog this morning... and she was saying how she ratted her neighbors out... and how they have loud sex and loud arguments, etc...

and it reminded me of that time...

steve and i had been dating for a couple of months. we were still in that "hump 5 times a day" mode...

ANYWAY --- we're having sex in the living room... we're butt nekkid. all the lights are on... and on top of that, we're doing it... doggy style. that's right. doggy style... i know, someone is inevitably going to say, "OMG! TMI!" but i had to tell you what the position was. it makes it that much funnier, but embarrassing.

and someone knocks on the door. our front door has those little windows so you can see inside if you're outside. and i see a face right there. it's a cop. i yelp and run for the bedroom... which is stupid, really because they've already seen everything. steve runs for the bedroom to get something on to open the door. in hindsight, he probably just should've opened the door in the buff. that would've been funny. but, you know, when you're caught off guard like that, you don't really think too much.

by this time, i'm under the covers... and steve comes back ... apparently, some neighbor called the cops on us because we were being too loud (by we, i really mean i).

rat bastards. anyway, at least veronica didn't call the cops on her neighbors, sheesh.

i've decided that the neighbors were just jealous that they weren't gettin' good lovin' or something. yeah. that's it.