10.29.2004

don't you talk smack about my husband!!!!

man. i was so pissed...

let me give you some background on this guy at work. we're all convinced he's gay. but he's married. he's even gone as far as having a child with his wife. it's just a coverup. we know it. everyone knows it. anyway, steve's known him for a long time through work. they're not really friends, but they're on friendly terms, i guess.

at any rate, his child... isn't the cutest child i've seen. and he and his wife have brought the child into work and i had nothing nice to say so i said nothing. another time i said, "oh my! look at her eyes! they're so... big! and her hair... is so... red!" or something like that. i don't remember exactly now... so he's been pretty pissed ever since.

so, i walked by a cube and he and a few of the ladies were were talking about kids. of course... and i was walking by and he said something about how he would probably get like 200 kids at his door. and i just butt in and said, really? that's a lot of a kids. we don't get anyone.

guy: well, you don't really like kids, anyway, right?
me: uhm... i guess not a whole lot...
guy: yeah, well, then it's a good thing that people who don't like kids don't have kids. so i commend you guys.
guy: anyway (talking to other people in that cube) steve's the stingiest, greediest guy ever. he wouldn't want to buy candy anyway.
me: uhm. he's not like that.....
guy: yes, he is. i've known him for a long time.
me: well, then, he's not that way with me...
guy: well, i'm shocked.

okay... what the fuck was all that about???? i'm so pissed. so, so pissed. how dare he??? jackass. no one talks smack about my baby! no one!!!!! i'm on the warpath now.

and you know what else? it's so not true. he is always sending me gifts... and he has wifey appreciation days and weeks... he sends me on trips... and he has never told me i couldn't get something when i wanted it. he's good with money. just because he doesn't waste money or have any debt doesn't mean he's greedy and stingy and selfish. oh yeah! i forgot. he said that steve was selfish! what an asshole :(

8 Comments:

Blogger Kis Lee said...

get him, grace! beat him down!!

seriously, i'd be on the warpath, too. that's kinda high schoolish to be ripping on your husband like that. what a freak.

10:39 AM  
Blogger julia said...

wtf?! steve is the most giving guy i know.. not only does he do stuff for you (i don't know many men who would do wifey appreciation day) but he's always willing to do things for your friends.

rip that guy a new hole.. what a jerk!

10:47 AM  
Blogger J. said...

I don't ever wanna work where you work. If I ever walk in for an interview, just run screaming from the building and drag me back to my car, okay?

11:09 AM  
Blogger grace said...

:) i love my blog buddies... now to rip him a new asshole.

11:24 AM  
Blogger Amber_sun said...

that guy whoever he is...is a total cretin. He only said that crap to get your goat, otherwise why would you make a derogatory comment about someone's honey in front of them. What a jerk!

11:34 AM  
Blogger Yankeebob said...

What an A-HOLE! What would make him think it's OK to bad rap your honey at work in front of others, especially right in front of you? You do work at a strange place. Kick his ass!

Freakin penis wrinkle.

11:49 AM  
Blogger Jeremy said...

Haha..penis wrinkle. That's something I haven't heard in a long time. Damn unpleasant visuals in my head now.

1:17 PM  
Blogger David said...

LOL I imagine him talking with the gay accent.
Jackass. DEATH TO HIM! KILL THE MAN!

1:19 PM  

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