new orleans...

so, one of steve's friends is coming to new orleans with us...

me: "i'd better tell jules!"
steve's friend: "why's she gonna care?"
me: "uhm, because we're all sharing a room, so you guys might end up having to share a bed." (sorry, jules! last minute thing!)
SF: "we'll have to talk about that."
me: "you're more than welcome to share a bed with steve!"
SF: "uhm, no..."
me: "ooookay... i guess we'll have to talk about it later."

so, am i to assume (with my powerful skills of deduction) that i'm supposed to share a bed with him? lessee, he doesn't want to share a bed with julia or steve... and i'm the only one left... hrmmmmm... i guess someone's getting a cot! and it's not steve, me, or julia...

yeah, he's smokin' some good ass shit and he's not sharing with me. (the shit or the bed)

i don't think i'd care so much except he used to have this weird, unhealthy crush on me. he totally tried to cockblock steve so we couldn't get together and shit. it's a good thing that i'm an expert stalker. otherwise, i wouldn't have had steve for my very own. muuuwahahahahahahaha!

at any rate, he actually had the audacity to tell steve not to hang out with me because he knew steve and i had a lot in common. wtf is wrong with him? and i was NOT leading him on. i would tell him about all the other guys i was seeing, blah, blah... i told him he was just a friend and i was glad i could just talk to him about other boys and stuff... i even told him i wasn't attracted to him.

steve and his friend have been friends for a long time, though. so it's okay. steve and i got married and he and his friend are still friends (obviously)... and basically, steve is the worst friend on the planet. whatever happened to bros before hos, man??? hehehe... i get the distinct feeling, though, that his friend thinks he could get me.

i'm not sure why. i mean, he's a nice enough guy. just not my type. not that i really have a "type," per se. (i hate that term. especially in writing. i don't even know why i used it.) i've gone through probably just about every type possible... except for his type. hehe...

so now (once again - i'm sure i'm making a big deal of nothing because that's what i do) i'm feeling weird. every time he comes by (he works in my building... just a few short cubicle rows away) i don't want to make eye contact or anything. but then i don't want him to think i'm nervous around him because then he'll think i'm attracted to him... so... i just try to keep the conversation short.

i hate being a girl. it sucks. i should've been born a boy. and steve should've been gay. that would be the perfect life.


Blogger Kis Lee said...

now that's hilarious. i feel the exact same way sometimes. But I don't think my bf would good as a gay guy, not neat enough.

10:12 AM  
Blogger genetic mishap said...

I hate it when guys who you KNOW have a secret crush on you try to engineer "innocent" situations where, whoops, you have to spend the night in the same bed! Whoops, it's too late/I'm too drunk to drive home, can I crash in your living room?

These guys are disgusting. Can't they take no for an answer?

10:51 AM  
Blogger grace said...

HEY! that happened to me! but i really was too drunk to go home.

and no, nothing happened. gross.

11:17 AM  
Blogger Mel Mega said...

Okay, here is my question: Is the hotel room technically your room? If so, just let him know that he can either a) share a bed with your friend, b)sleep on the floor or on a rollaway, or c)get his own room! If you are going to have a good time, you don't want this situation hanging over your head...

2:48 PM  
Blogger grace said...

yeah, it's our room. and i'm sure nothing will come of this. but... still. he's giving me the damned creeps. too bad he's friends with the hubby. i'd love to rip into his ego a little....

3:30 PM  
Blogger julia said...

what the hell?! okay, so at the wedding hyuni told me that some guy was coming with us (i haven't had a chance to read your blogs..).. who is it? it's not who i think it is.. is it??

i'm sleeping with you or steve.. or both.. hehe.. :P i don't want to sleep with a stranger..

8:32 AM  
Blogger grace said...

since when do you not want to sleep with strangers? :P hehehehe...

he'll get a cot. no worries. and yes, it's prolly who you think it is :P

10:47 AM  
Blogger julia said...

hey, i resent that.. i have to at least talk to them twice before sleeping with them.. sheesh.

oh wonderful... well.. i've always wanted to meet him. ehhe..

3:30 PM  

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