i will admit that when i was a kid, i really, really liked that show knight rider. it was one of my favorites... and i will EVEN ADMIT to having a crush on david hasselhoff. he was the well-coiffed man of my dreams. well, he had the car of my dreams, at least. sure, laugh at me. whatever. that hairy chest, that hot bod, the car, that furrowed brow, the chiseled bone structure... and GOD, who could forget the LEATHER!

okay. fine. i was retarded. come on! what did i know? i was a damned immigrant. ANYWAY... this is a pictorial tribute to david hasselhoff... some of these... are fucking classic!!!

*unfortunately, i could only get 11 out of the 12 pics to come out okay. one short of a calendar year. DAMN IT!*

wow! wet, white shirt. *meeeow*! also, i would like a pair of leather pants like those...with the laceup in the front? yeah. i think those are pretty hot. god, would you look at that stance? makes him look TUFF with a capital T.

mmm, 80s. you can't help but just LOVE that hair! it's all poofy and shit. and the nice RED mock turtle neck. he just looks so dreamy in red! and he was just so ahead of his time, too... lookit that big belt buckle! somehow, he just knew that junior high school girls everywhere (and paris hilton) in 2004 would be sporting those... are those still in? tell me they're not. i hate them.

nothing says manly like a leather top and bikini briefs. nothing.

is it cold in germany or something? come here, hoff... you can have my love to keep you warm.

david hasselhoff... a true american... waving that american flag furiously in front of his german audience. MMM! leather pants again!

awwwww... david in a cuddlier moment... i'll bet you he's wearing leather pants here, too... you just can't see them in this pic.

sing it, david, sing it... god! he makes me swoon. matching leather! mmm, i love the way you hold that mic, david...

is that an outline of KITT in the background? and does PETA know about his leather fetish?

okay, well... this might be the second manliest picture of him... with that little bandana around his neck, on the bike and that come-hither look on his face...

damn! we got the double guns going on here!

and just for the holidays! lookit that little boy pose! the little slippers and the adorable hat with his name embroidered on it! THIS is the money shot... booyah! (did you notice he's holding mini-mes? well, mini-hims, i guess they are... so very artsy!)

you're welcome.


Blogger Mike said...

I'm little bit less straight now. Not only am I strangely proud of David for looking and acting like this and still getting more trim weekly than I ever will. But on the fifth one down, I looked to see the bulge in his tight leather pants.

I'm so ashamed.

1:42 PM  
Blogger Kiss Me Im Italian said...

Christ in heaven!!!! Why Grace... Why??
Im have to agree with Mike on this one..Iam now a little bit gayer for having read that...Thanks Grace

1:58 PM  
Blogger Amber_sun said...

Hmmm...will wonders never cease? I never would have thought you once liked the Hoffster and since we are sharing sinister confessions, I will admit I lusted after David myself but it was in the 70s when he was on the Young and the Restless and I was (in my defense) a mere grade schooler. By the time, he'd jumped into the talking car, I'd moved on...to Michael J. Fox and El Debarge! YIKES! ;)

2:12 PM  
Blogger julia said...

i use to dream about david hasselhoff when i was little.. knight rider was my favorite show.. :P

2:42 PM  
Blogger Veronica said...

My gawd! Was his hair really that poofy in Knight Rider? What the hell were we girls thinking?! It was the car. Yeah it was the car. Damnit, I said it was the car!

4:29 PM  
Blogger Cindy-Lou said...

I'm going to have nightmares tonight. Thanks.

8:45 PM  
Blogger Michael Moore said...

im so glad that there is alcohol in me right now. Otherwise, I'd feel alot like throwing up.

Although, the leather thing is kind of doing it for me. ;-)

9:44 PM  
Blogger WNW said...

I am spechless. I was reading you blog at work. I hope I don't get fired for having to much man-skin on the screen. That's fucked up.

10:08 PM  
Blogger a beer sort of girl said...


The leather jacket with the briefs.
I don't think that picture will ever leave my head. I loved him in the 80's too.

11:42 AM  
Blogger Mel Mega said...

I am so proud to say that I was never a fan of The Hoff. Now KITT, I loved. My big wheel was a KITT big wheel. With the little brake so I could "skid out". I was so cool.

Umm...did you notice that in all of the full length pictures, he is totally putting his crotch on display? You can't help but stare at it!!

12:47 PM  
Blogger cat said...

sigh.. hassle the hoff.

i never realized how gay he looked. hmm. guess when i was little i didn't know things like that.

that picture in the leather jacket & briefs? my shawn has that as is msn avatar. sometimes i worry about him.

i laughed like crazy at this post, but the pictures also scared me, so i am not sure as to whether i love you or hate you right now. :P

7:46 AM  
Blogger Awna said...

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1:32 PM  
Blogger Awna said...

Gotta love it, but...wanna take it a step further?
It's like the David ZoNe. enjoy!

1:39 PM  
Blogger Cece said...

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7:01 PM  
Blogger Cece said...

THose were the FUNNIEST fucking pictures ever. Omigod. That man is RIDICULOUS!

7:01 PM  
Blogger Anon said...

Hey! I had a KITT big wheel too! Boo ya!

The Hoff- the man is just odd. Very very Odd.
And yeah, I tried to size up his package too... :OP

11:59 AM  

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