1.20.2005

PLAYBOY

there's just something about that word that apparently makes normal, sane men turn into rabid dogs.

steve was the recipient of an email. they (i don't know who "they" are) were looking for 10 asians between the ages of 21-38 to be some cliche group of tourists. they don't have to do anything dirty or risque. they just have to be extras.

he wants me to send in a picture and apply to be an extra in this TV playboy production. why? so i can tell him what goes down at the shoot.

can't you just picture it? a group of asian tourists giggling with their fingertips over their mouths and pointing at the buxom blonde, buxom brunette, and the buxom redhead doing "naughty" things to each other. and... well, i need to watch more porn, apparently, because i'm fresh out of ideas. i don't know what happens after that.

anyway, besides the fact that it's on a friday (i can't even take enough time off work to donate blood!) i am a little camera shy. also, you know the camera adds 10 lbs. and good lord, i don't need that.

i think he's hoping i get "discovered" by a "talent scout." hey, newsflash! my boobs aren't nearly big enough for me to be a porn star!

betcha didn't know steve was so very bad, huh? :P i will have to punish him later :P

17 Comments:

Blogger rascilon said...

Sounds like fun Grace... I'm jealous.

Look's like I'll be reading your blog more, since I'm keeping Julia all tied up. :)

-->Rascilon<--

3:10 PM  
Blogger julia said...

shhhhhh...

i have no idea what he's talking about.. :P i swear!

you know you wanna do it grace.. :P and your boobs are fine.. i should know. ;P

3:19 PM  
Blogger J. said...

Oh, come on, Grace. Get over the modesty already. You know your boobs are freakin' awesome. That you *have* to wear a bra, not for support but because they keep bouncing up and boppin' you in the eye. :p

3:22 PM  
Blogger julia said...

that's right... big boobie grace. "grace has big BOOBS!" remember that grace??

3:53 PM  
Blogger American Blogger said...

I for one think you should do it :)

3:54 PM  
Blogger Kiss Me Im Italian said...

Fuckin A!!... Im totally in ... Have Steve forward me that email. I can totally pull off being asian. Check it.. " Herro my name is a Rarry... I speaka very goo Engrish" See that you would never know I wasnt asian.

3:58 PM  
Blogger giest said...

I'm reading blogs at work and I find this one that is about boobs...I need to go home...

Oh, and go for it Grace!

3:59 PM  
Blogger grace said...

jeez, now i'm getting emails from steve saying that you all want me to do it so i should do it.

anyway, i already have a project i have to do tomorrow at work. SO I CAN'T! it would probably be a fun thing to blog about, though... hehe.

ras: you have jules all tied up? kinky, kinky boy! :P

jules: i have no idea what you're talking about!

jeanette: who told you??? :P

jules: shut up!

ab: yeah, i bet you do! jeez...

larry: you slay me.

giest: uh-huh...

4:08 PM  
Blogger Michael Moore said...

If you get a speaking role, maybe you will end up on the porn equivalent of IMDB.com... Maybe you can win a woody one day.

4:53 PM  
Blogger Cindy-Lou said...

I don't know if I can pull off asian, but what do I have to do to win a woody?

6:35 PM  
Blogger Nina said...

First off, I must hear Larry do that in person...too funny. I can trade off for my retarded voice...

I say go for it. One, Steve is using you to gain entrance into Hef's mansion so he can fulfill his fanatasy of doing you in the famous grotto. Also it would sound pretty cool for him to say, "Oh yeah I can't meet you for lunch on Friday, I have to pick my wife up from her playboy shoot." He would be the coolest guy in the office...

Your boobs are fine. What the hell are you worried about that for? I bet you get a little mini makeover. I for one think it sounds like fun. The only invites I get are for donations for breast cancer.

Do it while your young and foolish....:)

11:16 PM  
Blogger Anon said...

DO IT GRACE! DO IT!!
That sounds like it would be so much fun! And think of the stories you'd have!
- Steve sitting in his recliner watching baseball mumbling about "The time Grace went on a Playboy shoot to point and stare...."

:)

5:17 AM  
Blogger Yankeebob said...

It may be too late to say this now, but I think you should do it. You only live once and how often do you get opportunities like that? Have fun with it.

8:03 AM  
Blogger Veronica said...

How sweet is that!? Your husband feels you're hot enough for Playboy! That's so awesome!

9:10 AM  
Blogger Wayne said...

PLAYBOY, Oh gosh, that's HOT. I mean, being an EXTRA? I bet there will be lots of tourist ACTIONS going on. :P

10:01 AM  
Blogger grace said...

WTF: they have a porn equivalent of IMDB? porn doesn't get to be on IMDB! rude! i mean, god... they are professionals, too!

CL: come over. i'll show you :P

nina: no. foolish, yes. young, no. :P

j: i did entertain the thought for about 10 seconds. but i had WAAAAY too much going on at work today. there's no way i could've taken 5 hours out to wait around for the fluffers and the makeup crew for some playboy show. heh.

yb: i'm just no fun :(

v: i wouldn't say it was THAT. i think he just wants to be able to brag that i was involved in something playboy. perv.

wayne: no freakin' way... if i'm going to be in a movie, i'm going to be the star :P hehe. kidding. kidding.

1:22 PM  
Blogger Mel Mega said...

Hehe...you said fluffers...

You should've done it. You are smokin' hot!! Next time! And I will totally go with you, I gotta see this!

3:57 PM  

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