in answer to the questions asked....

thanks for the recommendations, all... :)

1. Have you ever killed anything bigger than an insect? (intentionally or otherwise)
(no. but i have fantasized about killing psycho and getting away with it... i always had problems trying to figure out what to do with the bones and teeth. i was thinking grind them up into a fine powder and dumping it in the ocean. think that would work???)

2. What do you hate to do but do it anyway because Steve likes it?
(i don't do anything i don't like to do. i make him suffer. muwahahaha! i've tried things, but boy, we never did any of that again! :P hehe)

3. Have you ever walked in on someone having sex?
(not that i remember, but i've heard my parents having sex once. *shudder*)

1. If you could trade places with anyone, who would it be?
(someone smarter and wittier than myself. or smurfette. the only female in a village full of smurfs... that little slut. :P)

2. What is your favorite place that you've visited?
(hrm... i really LOVED tahiti. it was so beautiful... if you're looking for a nightlife, though, i wouldn't suggest going there... unless your nightlife consists of lots and lots of hot sex. woohoo!)

3. What's the biggest pet-peeve you have?
(i'm going to have to make a list. i could never pick just one... and it depends on what kinda mood i'm in... so in no order whatsoever:
*women talking to me in the restroom
*people who don't flush the toilet after themselves
*people who can't multi-task whilst driving
*stupid people
*super happy fucking people
*fake people
*people in general)

1. Why aren't mandarin oranges sold in HUGE tubs for me to eat?
(but they are! wholesome choice near my house usually has them in tubs... they might even throw in the tub for you! :P)

2. Do angels really get their wings every time a kitten dies?
(no. why the fuck would they get them when a kitten dies? they weren't guarding the kitten so the kitten died. they don't get shit. stupid angels.)

3. What do you want in life?
(i just want to be satisfied.)

Q1: will you name your first born after me?
(why you gotta bring up the kids? damn you.)

Q2: who do you really want to see at our 10 year?
(no one. everyone i want to see, i talk to now. everyone else can kiss my fucking arse. i'm only going because jeaneil scares the fuck outta me with her "mommy" voice.)

Q3: what do you want for your birthday? i need some ideas.. hehehe..
(check my amazon wishlist :P)

Q1: What is the hardest thing about being married?
(damn! put me on the spot! hehe... without a doubt, it's gotta be the BEARD. hehe... actually, this question should really be asked to steve because i really don't have any complaints. i've been whining about how i always have to feed the bunny in the morning so he gets to sleep in a bit and i don't... but normally that doesn't bother me... i've just been whining... uhm... there needs to be compromise. people who can't compromise shouldn't get married. before i met steve i thought the toughest thing about being married would be seeing the same man every night. hehe... but thus far, that doesn't suck :P being in a routine took some getting used to. but being married to the most wonderful man in the world isn't wearing on me at all...)

Q2: Are you more like your mom or your dad?
(oh, god, i so want to lie and say i'm like my dad... but i'm my mother. it's scary. i see my future... and it's freaking me out.)

Q3: What's your favorite drink?
(there are so many to choose from... i like steve's concoctions (huh huh... cock)... but sometimes, i'm not in the mood for fancy drinks... i'm going to say vodka tonic. i will always drink one of those. preferably good vodka.)

(btw, shaun of the dead is a fucking great movie... check my list of best of 2004)

What is the happiest moment of your life?
(just one? i'm lazy. check it.)

What is your favorite kind of cheese?
(just one? damn... right now it's mascarpone.)

What are your top 3 musical guilty pleasures that you are embarrassed to share (please share them with everybody on the internet)?
(final fantasy x-2 soundtrack, and i'm being completely honest when i say i can't think of any others)

Q1: When are you planning on coming to AZ for a visit?
(i'm going to have to defer this one to "the boss" because i'm ready anytime!)

Q2: If you could be a different ethnicity or gender would you?
(i always thought it would be cool to be a guy, and when i was a kid, i used to hate being asian because there weren't any other asians growing up, but now, i like it... so, if i had to change either one of them forever, i wouldn't do it.)

Q3: What do you mark as your highest achievment to date?
(keeping the bunny alive past her first birthday... actually, i think it's leaving psycho. it was tough. i had no money, almost no friends left... the ones i did have lived far away. i was pretty much all alone. but i made it.)

1. When you were a kid, what did you secretly try when no one was looking? (ex:Eat dog food or something gross)
(i tried to turn peanuts into a snickers bar... like on that old commercial. sorry. i don't know anything gross i tried.)

2. Have you ever called a 900 number or sex chat equivalent?
(when i was ... pretty young. i think i may have been about 10 or 11, i called one. i was a lonely kid. "are you lonely? call... " yeah. i didn't realize it was for sex. oops.)

3. Have you ever lied about your age...and if so, what's your favorite age to be?
(HEY! that's 2 questions. when i was 20, going to bars was a pain. always had to lie and say i was 21. hehe... another time, we were at a club and this kid wouldn't leave me alone. he looked pretty young, so i told him i was 33. he still didn't leave me alone. i told him i was married to steve, and the kid didn't believe me because steve didn't care i was getting hit on by some little kid. jerk. and in answer to that second question -cheater- don't have one. lying up has always been good for me, though. "you look great for your age!")


Blogger J. said...

First of all, who is Jeaniel? And what does her mommy voice sound like?

Second of all, look everyone, Grace said conCOCKtions. Heh.

12:48 PM  
Blogger grace said...

jeaneil is a friend of ours. she's 9 months older than me and has 3 boys. and they listen to her. because she's a fucking scary ass mom. eh, she's not that bad. only when she uses that voice. holy god. makes me want to crap myself.

2:07 PM  
Blogger J. said...

Oh reeeeeally! Is it kind of a firm voice, real deep and strong. The kind that makes you stop what you're doing, even if it wasn't wrong and look guilty? Heh.

*clearing throat and practicing*

5:22 PM  
Blogger Yankeebob said...

I think my next trip will be to Tahiti. That I can handle.

I guess I hadn't thought about Smurfette being alone with all those guy Smurfs. Talk about a smorgasbord of hot, blue lovers to choose from. Makes you wonder who was baby smurfs daddy.

6:29 PM  

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