last night

went to dinner with steve's boss. we had a good time. he was very personable. i didn't have to be fake or anything. i really liked him a lot. he's a tad long-winded. by a tad, i mean VERY. at least we didn't have to worry about uncomfortable silences. lots of navy stories (he was in 'nam)... it was all very interesting.

i had 4 fucked up dreams last night... 2 were fucked up. there was a 5th, but i can't remember it anymore.

1. steve and i are in LA. i was buying stuff. my friend ji was there and at some point, i noticed that my dollars weren't uniform in shape. as i got farther into the stack, they were xerox copies and b&w. and the copies weren't even centered. it would be just a corner of a dollar bill or something. also the currency had weird denominations. like $40 bills and $125 bills. i was getting frustrated because i couldn't remember all the places we'd been that day for me to go back and tell them i'd counterfeit dollars.

2. got a big box from the disney store. it said "happy holidays from RNB & JRN" xmas gifts. 2 big stuffed animal in the shapes of spiders and a big, blue fuzzy lilo and stitch blanket. we hadn't gotten the blanket out yet when this really big ass bug (which was also a stuffed animal) starts talking to us. she wants us to stay still so she can eat us. i say aloud, "i wish we had two big spiders to eat you!" (which i would never say in real life because spiders scare me.) the two stuffed spiders came in from the other room and start chasing this bug. they were leaping around the room. they're big. like, a foot in diameter. at first i thought puppet strings were brushing against my face, but it turns out those strings were web. don't remember anything else.

3. i was with a bunch of people who were supposed to be my friends, though none of them looked familiar. i had to pee, but apparently, we were supposed to pee in the meats and cheese section of Ralph's. also, the meats and cheeses were in a different section. it was by the employees door. anyway, i thought it was weird, but people were just walking by like it was normal. and i couldn't stop peeing. peeing like a racehorse. and then the dream rewound. i had to pee all over again. but this time, we went through the employee door. i went to the bathroom in there. but the toilet seat was so high up, i actually had to sit on it, instead of squat. my feet were a foot off the ground. there was no door. so while i'm peeing, each of these "friends" sat in a line and watched me pee. the first would get up and leave, and the second one would move up to the front of the line and watch me. it was unnerving.

4. in the same room as dream 2. jules is in an art class. there was about 10 or 15 people in this class. steve and i went to check it out. we get in the room and each person is kneeling by a horse. these horses are those tiny horses. their assignment is to sculpt a horse or something out of the horse's shit. every few minutes the horse would take a step up. if the horse got to the wall before the student was complete, the student got kicked out of the class. sorry, jules. you failed. heh.

what the fuck? what gross fucking dreams i had last night. bugs, piss, shit... ew.


Blogger J. said...

You're full of crap, do you know that? There is no possible way that you had these dreams. I know. Because it's not possible for you to have slept through all the thunder and lightning storms we had last night. So there. You're making this stuff up. :p

11:26 AM  
Blogger Amber_sun said...

Didja mean for that last line to sound like a take on "lions and tigers and bears, Oh my!" :p

And do these whack dreams ever wake you up?

11:30 AM  
Blogger Cece said...

What are you trippin on and can I have some?

11:33 AM  
Blogger grace said...

jeanette: there was thunder and lightning last night? if there was, i didn't know about it. ask steve. i can sleep through anything.

AS: no i didn't. though looking at it now, it does sound like that, huh? :P hehe... yeah. sometimes they wake me up. other times i have to just suffer through them. if i'm lucky, i'll start making noises or tossing and turning and steve will wake me up.

cece: fuck! i wish! i'll find us a dealer. :P

11:45 AM  
Blogger Agent_LAH said...

Dreams 3 and 4 are my favorite. What's with the assembly line watching you pee? I hate dreams that involve me peeing...I always wake myself up to make sure I didn't really piss myself. And the horse shit sclupture class has a wack grading system...but funny nonetheless.

12:24 PM  
Blogger grace said...

oh... and steve and i had the "wtf" look on our faces and the instructor was all, "you just don't understand art!" hehe.

2:02 PM  
Blogger giest said...

If she IS on something, I sure as hell don't want it. Man, I never want dreams like that!

6:36 AM  

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