i wanna go home!!!!

i really, really, really wanna go home. unfortunately, the only fast printer i'm connected to errored out... and i can't delete the job that fucked it up to begin with because i don't have access or whatever... so i'm stuck here at this printer that prints like 2 pages a minute... and i have a 54 page presentation to print out. oh, gawd. help me.
 
steve's prolly waiting out there... twiddling his thumbs or something... poor guy. 
 
oh, gawd... please print faster... :( :(
 
and tomorrow morning i'm here again at 7am. yay. shoot me... now.